Multiple Choice

Which statement is true about Marlene?

• She is really bald and wears a wig.


• She has a fake leg.


• She is a member of Mensa.


• She has a one eyed rat named, Popeye.


• When she was born, they thought she was retarded.

The correct answer wins a prize!!!

Name This Picture

What do you think this is a picture of?

What kind of medication do you think she is on?

A prize will we awarded to the correct answer!!!

TGIF GAME

TGIF Everyone!!!

Which TGIF best describes Marlene:

Thank God...I'm Fricking Near Perfect
Thank God...I'm Fabulous
Thank God...I'm Funny
Thank God...I'm Forty Something
Thank God...I'm Fun!!!
Thank God...I'm Fasting, (OK, not really)
Thank God...I'm Female

OK. Now it's your turn! You choose which one best describes Marlene, or feel free to create your own!!!

My favorite names of the day.

1. Pyckya Battles
2. Rev. Rickey Hickey

Write your own caption for this photo

Take a good look at this photo and let me know what you think. What's up with Marlene? What's she thinking, what's she doing?

If you are "blog challenged", you may E-mail me: MEMKD@carolina.rr.com

The person with the best caption will receive a prize!!! (Hopefully, the winner is not allergic to cats).

Good Luck everyone!!!

A Special Day...

Thanks ya'll for checking in on my blog! I'm hoping to make it fun for all of my friends and family. I am shocked at all of the responses so far!! A couple of things that I am planning are...

1) Marlene's tip of the day.
2) Marlene's favorite names of the day.

I will also have some fun contests with prizes awarded!!!

So, sit back, relax, buckle your seatbelt and enjoy!!!


MARLENE'S TIP OF THE DAY:
When you retire for the night and realize you still have a wad of gum in your mouth, and put it on the night stand next to your bed, next to the wax ear plugs that you will need in the middle of the night when your spouse starts snoring, be careful in the dark, that you pick up the wax to put in your ear, and not the gum.

MARLENE'S FAVORITE NAMES I CAME ACROSS TODAY WHILE I FILED EVICTION PAPERWORK:
"Richard" Freeze, Paris Paris

MARLENE'S SPECIAL DAY:
Tomorow is a very special day for me thanks to my mom and dad. It is the anniversary of my birth. There is a beautiful story behind my name, A TRUE STORY, I promise. WARNING!! There will be language used that is NOT politically correct, but it was acceptable 40 + years ago.

Once upon a time, 40+ years ago, a beautiful princess, "Joanne", and her handsome prince, "Mike", welcomed the perfect child into this world. She was born on February 25, 19??
The beautiful mother wanted to name her georgeous daughter, Darlene. The beautiful mother's mother, "Grandma Heile", said, NO! I know a retarded girl named Darlene! If you name her that, I will think, "retard everytime I see her".

Thank you mom for my name, and for telling me that amazing story.

I want to thank my parents for having me and for being the best parents anyone could hope for. My parents are my idols.

One last thing, believe it or not I GOT CARDED TODAY!!! YES, I DID!!! I went to the grocery store and bought a small bottle of expensive wine and right after I wrote my check I was asked, "could I see your ID"!!!! It made my day. : ) God is good.

Stay tuned...

Happy Monday : - (

Happy Monday everyone! I had an amazing weekend. I believe I lost about 10 pounds! In one weekend! If you would like more information on this, "weight loss secret", feel free to contact me or a couple of other people I infected.

Marlene's EXCITING life!

I now have my own blog, WOW! I will update when I have time. OK, I really mean I will update when I have interesting stories to share:
I am looking forward to tomorrow. I LOVE Saturdays! I have lots of plans... to be continued...